Trying out for the Olympic People-Watching team

     My Earth sci lab got cancelled today. If I wasn't so studious about driving school that could've meant sleeping in, but my smart ass recognizes that I need to practice driving in the snow, especially in conditions like today. Brr...

    After I safely returned me and my driving instructor to the Bird Library parking lot, I instinctively set up shop at my favorite computer, the fifth-floor middle computer, of the walled desk section. When I arrived there, I was shocked! No seats. And I was literally greeted (I think because he knew he was in the wrong) by a bunch of frat boy types sitting with their feet on the desk chairs at the couches nearby. 

    I mainly make this post to document the loudest half hour of my life as that group gave me insight into their little frat world but I also want to document that I actually did walk up and ask for my seat back. I think a year or two ago I would've just cried in this situation. 

    I learned a lot about them. Too much even. Here's a bulleted list:

• They actually were in frats, it took them all of five min for them to bring it up the first time
• "I'm putting air pods in so if anyone needs me-" "no body needs you" "If anyone needs me just call me"
• The air pods were dead 
• One of them used "worstest" in a sentence
• They're all failing nutrition class
• Said "Thanks, girl!" in a mock Valley girl accent
• one of them says "You're my slave now" to another, and a different guy responds "Or Pokemon"
• At least one is a Sports management major
• Got a crash course on the meaning of "closed economy"
• "I gotta get better at reading charts"
• "They always say shit like 'Oh does little bitch boy [name]'s stomach hurt?" "Bitch I have IBS!"
• "I'm so scared my bong is going to be found during room checks today. I'm shitting bricks." "Also someone keeps coming into my room and smoking cigs and leaving the butts everywhere"
• One of their friends is getting bullied more harshly than others during hazing. They said no one would let him quit because everyone was going to be so close after except him and it would be awkward to see him around campus
• "You're just jealous that I'm straight"
• one of them said, sadly, "I wore these jeans three days in a row...."
• "Is it a liberal professor?" "Definitely. She was crazy, she thought marriage caged women."

    I put my headphones on to finally do my hw at this point and when I had finally finished, only two remained. Both were asleep on the couches. I suddenly know so much more about the frat culture. Nice to know everything I assumed was true. To be fair, I did learn a lot about the Chinese economy.

Ok that's all because I'm bored of them now.... See ya! βγε