My baby is one year old!

 Today is the one year anniversay of this blog. I know some of my posts are from older than that bc I can time travel through the beautiful blogger "publish" button. To celebrate, I went to the free movie on mondays at the Jean Cocteau that I would've gone to anyways. Its the best because you just pay over priced for popcorn and topo chico. mmm

This blog is not as active as it once was, but it is an archive of what I was and what I have done. There's so many new things in my life, and so many things left behind. I hope I will spend many more years posting whatever forever.

Today's free movie was Lock, Stock and the Two Smoking Barrels or something like that. It was amazing. It was so much fun. It was me and the Coworkers and a whole bunch of the Cocteau usuals. The old men behind us were hilarious. One said "How's work?" and the other said "It's fine but someone pulled on my G string." They both had beards to their knees. This movie is the brownest movie ever, there is one part where someone is wearing a blue shirt and it basically blinded me. The movie is insane, the violence is over the top and yet not too much for the likes of me. And it is hilarious. Everyone is shooting and saying british nonsense I couldn't even understand. I pick up maybe 80% of the dialogue but that's okay, you don't need all of it. 

I was laughing non stop mainly just because of the Coworkers who provoke me. Its like this in the store too. I have become a person I would've obsessed over when I was more shy and jealous. How can she just laugh like that? How can she be so rude? How does she have friends to go to the movies with? I am blessed and cursed by retail and it has changed me. Hopefully in better ways but I don't care if not, I'm quite happy as this new self.

Anyways, happy birthday Krilling and Jamming, you are my masterpiece and have many more years left. Hopefully. 

Goodnight Krilltopia!

Photo Diary NJ/NY trip (so far)

 Currently visiting my loved ones in the other New states this week and next. I brought my Chinese spyware camera with me and now I feel obliged to use it. I miss these states. My official New state rankings:

1. New York

2. New Jersey and New Mexico, love these ones

and last place goes to New Hampshire because I hate it. Today I saw a cybertruck with a New Hampshire license plate and I was not surprised. 

Here are my digicam pics from this trip so far:

Cloisters:

I got this far into the Cloisters before remembering to use my camera

This is my fav piece in the Cloisters, its called Apes Building a Table and the medievals made it because its funny

chess pieces

boyfriend looking at stuff

carved ivory on crozier

a tapestry

another Cloisters fav

Back in New Jersey:

CB

Ginger bread house from Trader Joe's

Back in NYC:

some Whatever

Foggy window. Lamp on cheese wheel

internets fav japanese truck

Thats all the photos I took on the camera bc I genuinely forget its weighing down my pocket. Other things i saw includes like 9 different lines to get into random stores which I guess is just a downtown thing now. There is no store worth standing on a line outside for in my opinion, except like a food truck and that's still a maybe. I also bought some Shohei Ohtani tea and some expensive interior design magazines. If I spell anything wrong in this, you are reading too hard and also I am sorry. I'm going to go eat steak and use my new Hangyodon stationary. 

Bye! 🐟

I'm 20 inches long!

 hi....

I'm back on here because all my irl blog friends are blogging again and as the queen of the blogspot I need to get back on here and prove my worth. I havent been making canva zines so I havent had anything to post. 

Instead, The Roommate (ex....) and Daniel and I have been working on a cook book so I can learn to live alone again. There was once a time when I lived alone where I did my dishes almost every day and cooked for myself.... hard to believe after two years of doing dishes once a week and having most meals cooked for me by Chef Roommate. 

Chef Roommate does not have a degree from Pinterest Graphic Design academy like I do so mainly he writes the recipes and I do the graphics and Daniel finds cowboy porn to decorate his ranger cookies page. This cookbook is my life, I now can make rice. The last time I made rice, I didnt even have to look at the Baby's First Rice recipe. I feel like this is very important to my becoming an adult. 

In other news, I have a CD player who has no charging cord so every month I buy 8 c type batteries and replace 6 slots until I save up enough extra batteries to save on them for a month. Its like getting a free coffee bc u filled out the little card.

I bought it because in one of the boxes of stuff shipped out to new mexico was my CD collection, which has almost doubled. CDs are 50 CENTS at the public library bookstore and now that I volunteer there, I always check it out before I leave. I've found some great disks but currently, I am listening to a PJ harvey album from the library. I had never listened to PJ Harveyy before but I'm familiar. I have Pinterest. 

I told myself that I would listen to one of my albums a day so I could actually use them, but have listened to this album three times now instead of moving on. The album is Rid of Me and my fav song is #8, 50 ft Queenie. I'm 20 inches long!

Anyways, this is a short little rant to get me back in the habit, I will try really hard to post more but it is hard because this blog reminds me of my Miles ave apartment, my giant bedroom and my tiny living room and that world that I have lost. 

Bye!!